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Some wacky warning signs.

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marval | 21:09 Wed 27th Jun 2012 | Phrases & Sayings
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Warning on a bottle of drain cleaner: "If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product."

On a snow sled: "Beware: sled may develop high speed under certain snow conditions."

On a 12-inch-high storage rack for compact discs: "Do not use as a ladder."

A 5-inch fishing lure with three nasty steel hooks advises it is "Harmful if swallowed." Too bad fish can't read!

A warning on an electric router made for carpenters cautions, "This product not intended for use as a dental drill."

A warning label found on a baby stroller cautions the user: "Remove child before folding."

A bottle of prescription sleeping pills says, "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

A sticker on a toilet at a public facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan actually warns: "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking."

A CD player carries this unusual warning: "Do not use the Ultradisc2000 as a projectile in a catapult."

An "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter cautions, "Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks."

A label on a hand-held massager advises consumers not to use "while sleeping or unconscious."

A container of underarm deodorant says, "Caution: Do not spray in eyes."

A cartridge for a laser printer warns, "Do not eat toner."

A household iron warns users: "Never iron clothes while they are being worn."

A label with a hair dryer reads, "Never use hair dryer while sleeping."

A 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow warns: "Not intended for highway use."

A cardboard car sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard warns, "Do not drive with sunshield in place."

A bathroom heater says: "This product is not to be used in bathrooms."

A can of self-defence pepper spray warns users: "May irritate eyes."

A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for cyclists says: "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover."

A popular manufactured fireplace log warns: "Caution: Risk of Fire."

A box of birthday cake candles says: "Do not use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity."

"Do not use snow blower on the roof."

"Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher."

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LOL

A bottle of prescribed child's medicine states 'do not drive or operate machinery'
I know. It was prescribed to one of mine.


ps. What ya doing over in Phrases?
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Sorry, I had a daft moment and put here. i will put it in jokes as well.
ach don't be sorry, just be careful, as my aunty used to say :-D

Glad to see you are still on the mark with your gems tho xx
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Thank you Alba
Asda Smartprice Crunchy Peanut Butter...'May contain traces of nuts'!
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Yes, that's a daft one heathfield.
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'school for the blind -- this way'
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Another good one excelsior, here are some signs.

http://www.lists-galo...arn-you-25-wacky.html
Just bought a packet of salmon trimmings. Packaging says it may contain fish. Certainly hope so!
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I would hope so too Maggie

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