Chinese Honeymoon

[sidkid]

A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin.
Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as
her husband undresses in the darkness.

He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring," he
whispers, "I know dis you firss time and you berry frighten.. I pomise you,
I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want.You juss ask.
Whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which
he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.
She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting I have heard about from other girls... Nummaa 69."

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her...



"You want... Garlic Chicken with corrifrowa?"

[sidkid]

oops meant to put into jokes.....

[cupid04]

Funny whatever section you put it in, LOL!

[starone]

Nearly missed it sid. Fortunately didn't or would have missed a good laugh.

[marval]

lol lol

[chaptazbru]

Brill - this made me laugh out loud !

[candysherbet]

Ha ha

[Baldric]

Lol, good one sid.

[Kiki-frog]

Me likee!

[tonyav]

you want dat with flied lice.

[Frank97]

Lol! ☺