Some joke

[Jakesb]

2 new young players have signed for Liverpool FC they fit in with the culture perfectly. 1 Itallian Robatelli and a Chinese man Nikacar

2 goldfish in a tank, one says "how the f*ck do we drive this?

My fairy god mother asked me if i wanted a long memory or a long penis, I forget my response.

My grandfather was a trucking mormon. No... No a F*cking moron!

Velcro, What a rip off. Come on!

Someone asked me what is your position to manage a football team in Sheffield. I said I can't manage Wednesday

[marval]

HaHa