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McMouse | 16:30 Fri 17th Dec 2010 | Jokes
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A man was in a long line at his local Tesco store. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register.

She asked, 'What size condoms?' The customer replied that he didn't know.

She asked him to drop his trousers. He did.
She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, 'One box of large condoms, Till 5.'

The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill.

When he got up to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him.

She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his trousers. He did.

She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, 'One box of medium-sized condoms, Till 5.'

A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this was his chance.

When he got to the till he told the checker he needed some condoms.

She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his trousers and he did.

She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze then picked up the intercom and said...

(you'll love this one...................)


'Mop and bucket, Till 5'

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lol
Ha ha thats a new one to me.
lol, love it
I'm off to the Supermarket pronto, Till 5 it is !! lol McMouse !
hahahahaha - hope B00 was'nt on Till 5 (:0(
Good one. :-)
She probably asks for til 5, but has a sign that says "under 18s will not be served" ;)
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lol
Nice one, had to smile
Hey wildwood how do you get that neat snowman face (little eyes) ?
Left bracket.
type a degrees symbol - hold down alt while you type 0176.
type small o.
type a degrees symbol.
right bracket.

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You can also change the small o for alt168 which will give you a proper nose.

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Cheers wildwood.Ron.

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