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lindylou16 | 14:48 Wed 10th Nov 2010 | Jokes

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An angler caught a lovely mullet while fishing on the Thames today.

It must have blown off Peter Stringfellows head.

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Fondling in Bed, or "Hallo, Stranger..."

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Even worse!!

I walked into the hairdressers today.
The guy said, "Can I help you sir?"
I said, "I'm after a short cut".

Then I walked through the shop and went out of the fire exit.

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They may be bad in a groanworthy sort of way, but at least they are better than you-know-who's dire offerings!

Keep 'em coming Lindy!

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