who's going to watch Heston Blumenthal...

[boxtops]

on channel 4 at 9pm tonight? Cooking his Fairytale Feast :

Cinderella Pumpkin
Cocks Testicles (Jack & the Beanstalk - I don't remember that bit!)
Stuffed Boars Head (Snow White)
Hansel & Gretel's house for dessert

I must run down to Morrisons and see if they have the ingredients, so I can follow him.

Barmy, or what?!

[Ankou]

i'm still hunting around for tha mushroom gas that makes you sound like the female narrator on masterchef.

much more watchable than sophie droll

[Redrum]

Yup, I will be watching him, what he can do with food stuffs fascinates me ! I love it....certainly a different kind of food programme...

[ttfn]

Strange menu but I have always wondered what happened to the poor capon's bits - now I know!

[boxtops]

15 minutes to go!

[lardhelmet]

I'm going to sashay over to the deli counter @ Tesco tomorrow & ask for a pound of cock's testicles

[boxtops]

Can I stand behind you lardy, to record the moment?

[ttfn]

Remember lardy - every little helps. Deli? Surely butchery dept? Good luck!

[boxtops]

Oi be going up the Faarm shop (forgive the West country accent) - perhaps we'll get them there.

[lardhelmet]

Actually Tesco may not sell them - not upmarket enough - better make it Sainsburys.

I'll record it for posterity on my phone - just before security come to escort me from the premises

[ttfn]

Daft beggar boxy. Enjoy the prog anyway - I am off for an early night. ttfn

[lardhelmet]

ttfn ttfn

[ttfn]

You want to watch that stutter lardy (:-))

[lardhelmet]

I'll get it fixed tout suite!

[boxtops]

^ LOL @ ttfn ttfn, ttfn

[lardhelmet]

Don't mock the afflicted boxy! ; - )

[boxtops]

Course 1 over - light the blue touch paper, ignite your guests!

[lardhelmet]

So who's his local testicle supplier then? "Good heavens - they must be small"

[boxtops]

I will never look a Jelly Bean in the eye again!