Hollywood is waiting....

[Zammo]

There was a story at Christmas time about this Scottish woman who ended up stranded by snow for a month after she popped out to buy a Christmas turkey. I read this morning that her story could be turned into a Hollywood movie. If you could compare your life to a Hollywood movie which one would it be and why? Or if there's anything that's happened to you that you feel could be turned into a Hollywood blockbuster lets hear about it...................

[mccfluff]

beauty and the sodding beast the way things are going

[mccfluff]

:-P

[mccfluff]

yeah that would fit you'd be dorothy allright

[ummmm]

lol.....that made me laugh.

[mccfluff]

better than being trapping in red glittery shoes, mind you that's probably what attracted you in the first place

[craft1948]

3 weddings and a funeral............

[bobjugs12]

I think i'm looking at a cross between The Hurt Locker and Carry On UP The Khyber, with shades of Private Ryan, Private Benjamin and Fatal Attraction thrown in.




PS The Hurt Locker bit is my overdramatising my life a little. It's more like The Slightly Uncomfortable Shoe Box

[craft1948]

well mine would have loads as there's always sex when there's sport..............as in.... table tennis players use funny rubbers and squash players do it up against the wall etc.

[mccfluff]

nought wrong with a hairy man with big paws

so crafty you are staring in the porn version then?

bobs love the slightly uncomfortable shoe box

[craft1948]

yep and nokno is obviously taking Huge Grant's role...........suave, self-deprecating etc.

[craft1948]

I did when I was writing it :-(