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123everton | 16:55 Tue 19th Jan 2010 | Jokes
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A woman is in a jeweller's shop admiring a large diamond ring.
As she leans down for a closer look a big fart lets rip.
Hoping no-one had noticed she asks "how much is that one?"
"Madam" the jeweller replies "if you farted looking at it, you'll s h i t yourself when I tell you the price."
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