joke

[tigerlily11]

sorry if it's a bit rude but it made me laugh.
I'm gonna get teed off if it misses the word again.

For some time now many of us have wondered who is Jack Sh*t.
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says "you don't Know Jack Sh*t."
Thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Sh*t is the only son of Argh Sh*t who married Oh Sh*t, the owners of Knee deep in Sh*t Inc.
In turn Jack Sh*t married Noe Sh*t.
The couple had 6 children: Holly Sh*t, Giva Sh*t, Fulla Sh*t, Bull Sh*t, and the twins Deep Sh*t and Dip SH*t.
Deep Sh*t married Dumb Sh*t, a high school dropout.
After 15 years Jack and Noe got divorced and she married Ted Sherlock and became Noe Sh*t Sherlock.
Mean while, Dip Sh*t married Lota Sh*t and had a rather nervous child named Chicken Sh*t.
Fulla Sh*t and Giva Sh*t married the Happens Brothers and had a double wedding.The newpapers invited everyone to the Sh*t - Happens wedding.
Bull Sh*t travelled the world and returned home with an Italian bride, Pisa Sh*t.
Easy innit.