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[marval]

There was once a small snail who always dreamed of becoming a racing car driver. One day he heard that an uncle of his had died and left him some money! Now his dream could be realised!

He bought himself a car, souped it up, and then painted a large red "S" on it. When he was at his first race, a friend of his asked him why he had painted the big red "S" on the car?

Simple, the snail replied when people see my car go zooming down the, track I want them all to exclaim: Oh look!! See the S car go!

[albaqwerty]

oh dear lawd MEGA groan lol

very good

[craft1948]

very funny marval......made me chuckle :-)

[AB Editor]

Boom Boom Marval!

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All the best,

Spare Ed

[McMouse]

Nice one..........with a dab of garlic

[cc1]

As heard years ago in Trading Places, a brilliant film

[jasconi]

Chortle chortle