Good Morning

[AB Editor]

I've just opened the curtains in AnswerBank Towers as I normally do just before posting to you all - usually I am greeted with a day worthy of comment, some sun, a cloud, blue skies, buckets of water sloshing from the sky; yet today all we are faced with is a single block of grey colour which has no conceivable edges.

What a dirge of a day.

On the plus side I had a quick look over all my new friends of facebook; you all appear to be fun attractive people (not that I imagined otherwise!).

I think I need some really bad jokes - anyone got any? Steg had a wonderful collection last time. I have recently seen the Tim Vine's world record attempt for the most number of jokes in one show - it is a relentless bludgeoning of gags and puns.

Let me know if you can top it.

All the best,

Spare Ed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhbvcXqtcTI

Tim Vine

[ummmm]

Jeremy Kyle's on :-)

[Bobbisox]

Morning Spare Ed, I have reconsidered and will post a chuckle or ten when they come to me, as I am on a yellow card with the jokes, of cause I will tread carefully...lol
I do not wish to go to the SinBin,
I hope you have a good day.
Bobbi

[beejay1124]

hi spare ed-- popped a joke in here - 7th post down

[mccfluff]

morning

whats yellow and dangerous?

shark infested custard

what do you call a monkey with a bomb

baboom

old chinese proverb:
man who walks through doorway sideways with errections is always goign to bangkok

and i can get worse but luckily for you i have to drive to hereford in a minute so i will be gone for a while.........

[tonyav]

Same has Bobbi. LOL

[Ankou]

two fish in a tank, one says to the other - you drive i'll man the guns

[Bobbisox]

now I like that Ankou, silly but very funny..lol

[David Black]

Bobbi I think you have a "Free pass" on your jokes now so keep them coming!

[TheEqualizer]

Morning Spare Ed and everyone

xxx's for the lovely ladies
Hi 5's for the guys

It's a lovely sunny day down here on the south coast, and shaping up to stay that way ( at least until tommorrow!!!)

I think Al Murray's great, Ed and here's a clip from one of his shows..........no swearing you'll be pleased to know, as i checked.....LOL ( you dont know how hard it is to find one that he DOES'NT swear in!!)

Have a great day and enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tPTeYuBT_s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tPTeYuBT_s

al murray

[beejay1124]

paddy and mick went to london to donate sperm-
total disaster-
paddy missed the tube and mick came on the bus

[Bobbisox]

Arhh, Dave has Spare Ed sanctioned that tho'..lol
btw wheres he gone?
does he know you can't just come in , say Good Morning, then go for coffee???

[bigmamma]

Morning Ed sweets :-)
Oh I do like the Pub landlord , he's so funny the way he plays the audience ......don't sit in the front row eh x

[David Black]

Probably hit the sun lounger?

[AB Editor]

Hi guys:

How do you know there is an elephant in your fridge?

Footprints in the butter.

Boom Boom indeed.

Fire away Bobbi - at worst it will be removed!

I used to quite like the Pub Landlord until I met someone who took him seriously - sort of missing the big flashing sign which says Irony? A young man worth concern. I would certainly hate to be in the front row, I would like a good 100 metres to feel safe.

All the best,

Spare Ed

[ummmm]

Don't mention Irony...you'll have someone in complaining..!!

[TheEqualizer]

Morning BigMamma xx

Al Murray's brilliant..................we're of to see him at The Brighton Dome next week......really looking forward to it........have seen him before and was a great night.
We'll be in row 5, so hopefully wont get picked on ( when i booked, front row was avalilable.......chickened out!!)

Hope you're well, BigMamma and i send you lots of love, and a big bear hug ((((((((((((((BM))))))))))))))

yogi xxx

[bigmamma]

Wow yogi , you'll really enjoy that , and thank you for that lovely bear hug xx

[China Doll]

Can you turn the heating on please? I'm freezing.

[bigmamma]

((( hug ))) , a big warm hug for you China Doll honey xxx

[Bobbisox]

don't wanna be banned anymore, it's lonely, unless Tony's in the SinBin with me...lol
OOH-ERR!