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12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio:

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McMouse | 10:22 Wed 06th May 2009 | Jokes
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1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'

3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.'

5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my god !! What have I just said??'

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.'

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on 'Look North' said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this. '

10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on 'Sky Sports': 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'

11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They seem cold out there. They're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.'

12.. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at

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Said by Frank Bough after Fanny Craddock had just finished a cookery demonstration on Nationwide.
"Now you know how to make doughnuts like Fanny's".
The late Brian Johnston made an art form of being present during unintentional double entendres.
Covering an England match against the West Indies in 1991, he watched Ian Botham unsuccessfully try to avoid falling backwards into his own stumps.
Fellow commentator Jonathan Agnew noted "he couldn't quite get his leg over," reducing his colleague to helpless fits of giggles.
Kenneth Wolstenholme said this when Korea went 4-0 up in the 1966 world cup. (say it quickly).

"And it's another for Korea."
Another Brian Johnston cricket one...''The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willey.''
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