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Blonde runs out of petrol

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impact5 | 21:04 Thu 30th Apr 2009 | Jokes
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Phones her husband and says " you'll have to come and get me I'm out of petrol" he says "where are you " just down the road , by the garage. he says "why don't you get the petrol then, she says "because of the swine flu" He saye "its Mexico not Texaco you stupid bitch"
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