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Toleman | 18:14 Thu 02nd Apr 2009 | Jokes
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A Jewish man is just standing up after using the toilet when a 5 pence piece falls from his pocket and lands in the bowl.

Looking down he thinks to himself "There's no way I'm putting my hand in there just for 5p."

So he throws in a pound.
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What school do you go toToleman?
19:25 Thu 02nd Apr 2009
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If your refering to the amount of harsh or sick jokes i've just been on 'Sickipedia' and thought these were not too bad.

The answer to your quesion is - I finished in 2005

Chris
19:36 Thu 02nd Apr 2009
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That's not sick or offensive. I would say it is mildly amusing. Keep them coming.
21:18 Thu 02nd Apr 2009

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