Stars in Their Eyes

[Seafarer1966]

Simon goes on Stars in Their Eyes. Matthew Kelly notices he's in a wheelchair. Simon explains that he was in a terrible car crash with his uncle. His uncle died and Simon had to have his legs amputated. Simon tells Matthew that a brilliant surgeon grafted his uncles legs onto his body and in six months time he will walk again.
Matthew wipes away a tear and says .....and who are you going to be tonight Simon?

wait for it....

Simon says .....tonight Matthew I'm going to be Simon and Half-Uncle.

[GEEMAC]

Groan! Made me laugh though.