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rescuer | 16:01 Sun 04th Jan 2009 | Jokes
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With the managing director in Germany and we had an aftrernoon off from business so went for a walk in one of the many forests. We came to a clearing and found ourselves confronted by a viscious looking wild boar.
My managing director dived into his rucksack and pulled out a pair of running shoes.
"They won't help, " I said. "You'll never outrun a wild boar."
"I don't have to out run the boar," he replied. "I just have to run faster than you."
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Good. Very good.
so where does the bear come in?
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Very good, Postdog. As Captain Mainwairing would say: "I wonder how soon someone would spot that."
Stupid Boy !!
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Very good Brionon! Between us we could start a script writing partnership -- about the Home Guard. But I suppose with all my ideas I usually find that someone has beaten me to it!
Erm I dont think that joke was your idea, I heard Billy C tell that one many years ago, except he was on safari in Africa and the Bear/Boar was a lion. Sorry mate
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There's nothing new under the sun, eastern. We are told that the Greeks had a word for it.

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