raj

[tonyav]

was tryingto get into the uk legally.
the officer said '' you have to pass a test to enter and have to make a sentence using the words yellow, pink and green.
raj replied '' de telephone goes ' green green,green, green den i pink ' it up and say ' yellow !'...... raj now works at a call centre near you !

[denis567]

Docspots answer was funnier than the joke

[denis567]

Sorry docspock, a typing error