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chillipepper | 19:17 Mon 24th Nov 2008 | Jokes
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Whats the difference between Jam and
Marmalade?








You can't Marmalade your willy up your girlfriends bum.
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Who says you can`t? OUCH!
16:15 Wed 26th Nov 2008
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That's funnier than the joke!
21:18 Wed 26th Nov 2008
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That is brilliant!!

I know the "What's the difference between Roast Beef and Pea Soup? ....... Anyone can roast beef!"
11:08 Thu 27th Nov 2008
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I asked my boyfriend to make love to me like they do in the movies.

So he shoved it in my arse and came on my face.

(I must talk to him about his movie collection).
11:13 Thu 27th Nov 2008
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joggerjayne - very funny u shud b a comedian
05:02 Sun 30th Nov 2008
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Jayne, I wish I was your boy friend!
17:47 Sun 30th Nov 2008
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Careful what you wish for, for all you know she may have an 4rse like the side of the No 37 Clapham bus and a face like a welders jumper.
12:14 Mon 01st Dec 2008
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Even more so now.
14:09 Tue 02nd Dec 2008

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