Man walking his dog through the cemetery.....

[Jillius]

..............and he met another man with a dog.
'Morning' he said. The other man replied 'No, just having a stroll !'

[funnygirl]

Erm! I guess this my stupid day, but I don't get it.

[Lakitu]

Mourning.....

LOL Jillius

[SKA]

Morning/ mourning

[funnygirl]

Ahhhh!!

Rolls eyes heavenward

I get it now!!!

[joggerjayne]

... when he stumbles across the vicar, having a w@nk behind the gravestones.

The vicar begs the man to say nothing. The man, who can't stand his revolting little dog promises to keep quiet if the vicar takes the dog off his hands for �50. Reluctantly, the vicar pays up.

Later, the vicar is in the pub. The barman says, Where did you get that revolting little dog?

The vicar says, I bought it off a man today for �50.

And the barman says ...


...


...


... �50? He must have seen you coming !!!








Thank you. You've been a wonderful audience. Goodnight.

[Jillius]

lol funnygirl ! I won't ask if you are blonde !!

[terambulan]

luv it Jayne.....20/10

It's the way u tell em! :)))

[funnygirl]

Lol @ Jillius, no I'm not blonde and

Lol @ Jayne, brilliant!!!

[Mortartube]

Excellent. I love it!!!