Woman goes to the doctors....

[Ian1]

This curvaceous woman goes to the doctors. Before the woman has a chance to speak the doctor tells the woman to take all her clothes off and to go and lie on the couch.

This she does and the doctor comes over to her and starts fondling her ample breasts, tweaking her nip-nops. He asks if that hurts to which the woman replies "no".

He then starts rubbing his hand between her legs, getting the old juices flowing. He again asks if that hurts - and she again replies "no".

He then gets on top of the woman and gives her a good seeing to.

After the fornication is over, she gets dressed.

The doctor says "Now madam, what seems to be the
trouble?" to which the woman replies "Well Doctor, I think I've got AIDS - that's what I've come to see you about!!!".

Postscript: The first time I heard that joke years ago, the final line was not AIDS but VD. How times have changed.