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Dave the hen _ (part 2)

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howlie | 14:39 Sat 06th Oct 2007 | Jokes
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"Never!" replies Dave.

"Well just relax and let it happen

So he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later,
an egg pops out from under his tail. An immense
feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got
the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the
first time.

When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness
was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated
as a hen was the best thing that ever happened to him
. . . . . . . Ever!!!


The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay
his third egg he felt an enormous smack on the back of
his head and heard his wife shouting...

"Dave, wake up you drunken b*stard, you've sh*t the
bed.

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Sorry folks, I am a complete moron and did the second part as a new posting instead of adding to the thread. Remedied now.
I liked it lol!

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