not just any old harley

[yucker j]

a biker buys his dream bike ,a gleaming harley davidson,the bike salesman gives him some good advice , any sign of rain smear some vasaline over the paintwork, the biker thanks him and speds off to pick up his girlfriend and they go to her parents house for a spot of tea, remember she says to him,the one rule in my parents house ,the first one to speak after tea does the washing up,on entering he noticed a massive pile of dirty dishes in the sink,anyhow tea was served and no one says a word,the biker grabs his girls t*ts and the father shocked and angry says nowt,the biker then does the same to the mother,the father with steam coming out of his ears still says nowt,then the biker glances out of the window and notices it has started to rain,he pulls out the vasaline;and the father screams out OK I GIVE IN ILL DO THE F**KING WASHING UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!