They Keep Coming

[Rondy]

I was going to tell a joke about oil,but I thought it was a bit to crude.
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I went to collect my dracula costume, ready for Halloween. They handed me a Manchester United shirt instead.

I explained, "Sorry, you must have misheard me, I wanted to dress as a COUNT!"
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My mate said he liked to time people when they went to the toilet.

He had me going for a minute .
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The Chuckle Brothers had 20 children between them, so Barry a vasectomy and Paul had a vasectoyou.
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Bryant & May Match workers are voting for a strike.
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Back in December a man rang the door bell and when I answered it , he started rambling on about the weather and how its going to snow and be very icy for a couple of weeks , he told me to be careful as temperatures are going to drop to -15 degrees ! . and walked off



I am getting fed up with these cold callers !
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To be or not to be a horse rider..that is the equestrian.
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I went to my GP and told him my dad had sent me, as my feet were swelling and was not sleeping, he asked if I had issues, I said “ no of course not, I’m a 7 and he’s a size 9!
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Today I bought my grandson 3 socks for his birthday as his mother said he's grown another foot since last year..
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The original scripts from Father Ted have been stolen.

When asked, the police said they had nothing to go on,go on,go on.
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I'm reading a book called "How to make quick Money for Dummies"

By Robin Banks.
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[Patsy33]

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