It's The Way I Tell Em.

[Rondy]

I applied for a job as a joke explainer, I didn't get it.
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I Was up to my knees in cheese spread yesterday.

That's the last time I walk the Streets of Philadelphia.
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I was so tired last night I fell asleep NEXT to the kitchen sink.

I'm totally drained this morning.
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How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm clinic.

Do you just call them and tell them you can't come?
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I know a bloke who is mute, he communicates through embroidery...

Sew to speak.
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Q: Did you hear about the fire in the Wayne Rooney's library?

A: Both the books got burned, and one hadn't even been coloured in yet.
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The police just called in to tell me that if I wish to continue running around the house naked I have to do it inside in future.
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Cucumbers are really good for your memory.

Someone stuck one up my mate's bottom 30 years ago and he still remembers!
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As a cheese maker, I just opened a a new business just outside of Jerusalem.

It's called "Cheeses of Nazareth"
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[bookbinder]

Well, I liked the one about Wayne Rooney!

[Patsy33]

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[sandyRoe]

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[maggiebee]

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