Definitions

[maggiebee]

ADULT

A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOUR

A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL

Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS

The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE

A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST

Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST

Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF

Cold Storage.

INFLATION

Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO

An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN

Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET

Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON

A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE

The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW

One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.

YAWN

An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES

Something other people have, similar to my character lines.......

[ponkle]

Good ones

[Patsy33]

Like these, Maggie. 😁