Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

My Irish friend bounces off the walls on the way home from the pub.
His name? Rick O'Shea.

[Chipchopper]

He will go ballistic when he sees this!

[Chipchopper]

It's hard to find a man of his caliber these daye

[DTCwordfan]

ricocheting off walls? Rick needs some squash to calm him down.

[1ozzy]

I'll echo that.
My mate is a bouncer,,

[DTCwordfan]

okay, after those moments of semi-lunacy, it's time to go and find a DT and coffee..... have a great day all

[mallyh]

the barman says to paddy your glass is empty ,fancy another one ,looking puzzled paddy says why would i be needing two empty feckin glasses

[zabado]

Has he got a mate who has two panes of glass on his head called Paddy O'doors ?.

[1ozzy]

LOL Mally, that's racist, and I love it!

[Chipchopper]

I'm pretty sure he was the inventor of the rubber bullet