Resignations At 38 And Climbing

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FatticusInch | 18:38 Wed 06th Jul 2022 | Jokes
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The current events in politics and the propensity of Tories falling over themselves to chuck their hand in reminds me of one of my favourite jokes.

A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!"

He continues walking along the long fence, but, being a curious person, he can't help but wonder why they are chanting "Thirteen!" over and over. Could it be that they are chugging beer? Are they perhaps taking turns beating one of the inmates? Maybe they are counting the number of patients that have leapt off of the roof thus far.

His curiosity peaks and he frantically searches for a hole in the fence so that he may see what is going on. Finally, he spots one a few feet ahead. The hole is low in the fence and he has to kneel down to peer inside.

He moves into position and peeks into the hole. As he looks in, someone inside pokes him in the eye! Then everyone inside the asylum starts chanting, "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!"


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Still no advance on 38

Unless Johnson finally completes the only duty left to him? There’s only Larry the Cat left!
Is that supposed to be funny? It's not.
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Were you number fourteen, DTC?
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Please don’t tell me Nadine Dorries has got her own channel???
Number 39 as in John Buchan's steps - where's the nuclear submarine?
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Thirty nine! Thirty nine! Thirty nine! Lol
Yes, three feet and three of you to hit one one metre.
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Forty one! Forty one! Lol
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Forty two! Forty two! PMSL
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Forty three! Forty three! Forty three! Lol
Does the forty-three include Gove?
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Not sure…..but his PPS resigned shortly after his sacking.
The BBC is showing forty-three but Sky is showing forty-two.
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Either way, he’s another Record Breaker! Lol
It's forty-four now, the S of S for Wales has resigned from the Cabinet.
Now forty-eight, including the Ulster Secretary.

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