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Hopkirk | 07:22 Tue 05th Jul 2022 | Jokes
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My wife asked if I knew any tennis puns.

I replied "They're really not my forte, love."

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This joke tsitsipits! Don't give up your day job, Hoppy, you'll never be a djokerman. You're just a sinner. Kvitova and don't bother telling neimeier, put a sock in it. Marks out of tan? - nadal! You ought to be locked up somewhere. Alcaraz, possibly.
08:53 Tue 05th Jul 2022
its a toss up if i like this, the ball is in your court.
snigger snigger ! getting better Hoppy ! ;0)
They make a hell of a racket at times
Oh efffing Kyrgios, I guess someone had to come up with a Wimbledon joke.
Do I deduce from that , you're not watching Wimbledon , then ?
The Wombles are great aren’t they.
is her name annette x
Koo, didn't wade through all the other answers.
Anyway, I'm stark raving mad this morning. My barker has managed to get trapped behind my king sized stove.
This joke tsitsipits! Don't give up your day job, Hoppy, you'll never be a djokerman. You're just a sinner. Kvitova and don't bother telling neimeier, put a sock in it.
Marks out of tan? - nadal! You ought to be locked up somewhere. Alcaraz, possibly.
Deuce, ken. It's only a game.
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It's the taking apart that counts, Spicey:-)
this could end up in court as love means nothing x
You cannot be serious!..
You need to have the eyes of an Hawk ( hawkeye) to see the myrth in these jokes

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