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Hopkirk | 07:35 Thu 30th Jun 2022 | Jokes
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I just met a girl who runs a battery kiosk in our local park.

She sells C cells by the seesaw.

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And what did one C battery say to the other? stop being so negative and be postive about life for once.
07:55 Thu 30th Jun 2022
are we ever ready for these jokes x:-)
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she probably does a line in vibrators too.
do you want some dead batteries they are free of charge x
And what did one C battery say to the other?

stop being so negative and be postive about life for once.
She'll be spending some time in a cell, if the cops come along.
Sod the lithium, I’m joining the Alky-line.
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Chipchopper, do you think the cops would charge her?
Good one Hopkirk - every ready with the jokes.
No charge
This is so yesterday;-/

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