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Hopkirk | 06:47 Wed 29th Jun 2022 | Jokes
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I went into a pet shop and asked for twelve bees.

The owner counted out thirteen and handed them over.

I said "You've given me one too many"

He replied "That one is a freebie"

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at least they are helping to solve the fuel crisis with all that Bee Pee out there that they are producing.
07:17 Wed 29th Jun 2022
to bee or not to bee, that is the question.
is a bee that has had a bad hair day called a frizzbee.
watch out hoppy
they will go on strike soon too


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Act quick if you want any, apparently they are flying off the shelves.
at least they are helping to solve the fuel crisis with all that Bee Pee out there that they are producing.
you must be buzzing with that offer x
how much is that bee in the window
the one with a sting in his tail
how much is that bee in the window
i do hope that bee is for sale xx
Bee careful with those wee guys in the stripy jerseys, we need them more than ever

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