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Hopkirk | 07:22 Sat 28th May 2022 | Jokes
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I once worked for a lift company.
The job had its ups and downs.

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My brother prefers taking the stairs, but I always take the lift. I guess we are raised differently.
07:36 Sat 28th May 2022
But no pay rise?
Any free lingerie on the 3rd Floor?
I'd expect that reply from Sqad!!
My brother prefers taking the stairs, but I always take the lift.
I guess we are raised differently.
This could escalate
I'll keep it going up then....

I rode the elevator to the tenth floor, and as I got out, Hoppy, the operator, said "Have a good day, son"
"Don't call me son," I said. "You're not my dad."

He scratched his head. "No, but I brought you up, didn't I?"
And one day he'll let you down.
This joke is like a broken lift. Wrong on so many levels.
This set the alarm bells ringing-going down
How moving...
Absolutely floored me.
a very elevating joke x

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