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Hopkirk | 06:38 Fri 27th May 2022 | Jokes
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I worked as a barber for a while, but I just couldn't cut it.

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Such sad parting
08:44 Fri 27th May 2022
this deserves the chop.
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There weren't any fringe benefits.
glad you didn't come a cropper with this joke x :-)
no, a cut above the rest...
I bet having to stop , trimmed your takings , not being able to sell anymore ' somethings ' for the weekend
I bet having to stop , trimmed your takings

Not being able to sell anymore ' somethings ' for the weekend
Was you working in Seville?
This reminded me of:

,The barber says, "Father, you're a holy man, a man of the cloth, I couldn't charge you, it's on the house."

The priest says, "Thank you very much" and leaves.

The next day, magically appearing on the doorstep of the barbershop are 12 gold coins.

A few days later, a minister goes in for a shave and a shine, and when the time comes to pay the barber says, "No money, please, you're a spiritual leader, a man of the cloth. It's on the house."

The next day, magically appearing on the doorstep are 12 rubies.

The following week a rabbi comes in, gets a haircut, goes to pay, and the barber says, "No, rabbi, you are a learned man, a wise man. I can't take any money from you. Go in peace."

And the next day, magically appearing on the doorstep of the barbershop are 12 rabbis. '
You need a permanent job..
you had a close shave there x:-)
barber jokes always razor laugh
Such sad parting
We're your scissors blunt?..
Were you not hair to the throne ?
"I just couldn't cut it." Let's not split hairs, Hoppy, you were useless.
Hair today, gone tomorrow ...

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