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Hopkirk | 06:29 Thu 19th May 2022 | Jokes
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I took a test last week to see if I could become an insect inspector.

I think I will get the job, as I boxed all the right ticks.

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hmmmm
That's the ants pants!
Make sure you're the bees knees, otherwise you might get the flick
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What's the weather like there Oz? Swarm here.
this joke just bugged me x
I started out as an antomologist
Creep!..
to be pedantic, ticks are arachnids, not insects...
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I'm so sorry.
Perhaps Ed could remove this thread.
nescio, I think ed might know, what anthropology is but it's a joke, let it go :-)
Actually a 'tick' is followed by a 'tock'. And, while ticks are easy enough to catch, tocks are very illusive:-)
shhh watch it Ken :-)

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