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Hopkirk | 07:50 Tue 17th May 2022 | Jokes
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I've been trying to break up with an optician recently. It's really hard.

Every time I say I can't see her any more she moves an inch closer and says "how about now?"

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hope you didn't make a spectacle of yourself x
Keep saying you can't see her anymore, sooner or later a touching moment may occur.
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How many opticians does it take to change a light bulb?
One ... or two? One ... or two?
can your jiokes get any cornea
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After that I'm not going to add you to my contacts.
oh dear so you are going to eyesolate me then (ok i'm going lol )
hope you didn't make a spectacle of yourself

he's always like that when he's had two glasses
Is she called Iris?
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No, Lydia.
Lydia? You mean 'Speedy Lydia'? Blink and you'll mis her. Wasn't she a pupil of yours?
There's no end in sight to this relationship..

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