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A man decides to join the circus. He shows up to demonstrate his skills to the Ringmaster.
"I have the most unusual act," he announces. "I'm sure it will amaze you."
He climbs up to the high wire... ...
"I have the most unusual act," he announces. "I'm sure it will amaze you."
He climbs up to the high wire... ...
..Leonardo became a famous painter. https:/ /ibb.co /yq0WhH Q ...
A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her size. She entered an upscale department store and approached the saleslady in lingerie,... ...
Fire flies have a lousy sex life. https:/ /ibb.co /WpBJWn G ...
First off I am ok. 😑 😬
I was a little shaken up this morning as I was robbed at a petrol station in Broughton. After my hands stopped trembling I managed to call the police. They were quick to... ...
I was a little shaken up this morning as I was robbed at a petrol station in Broughton. After my hands stopped trembling I managed to call the police. They were quick to... ...
An Emergency Call Centre worker in London has been dismissed from her
job, much to the dismay of colleagues who are reportedly unhappy with
her treatment.
It seems a male caller dialled 999 from a... ...
job, much to the dismay of colleagues who are reportedly unhappy with
her treatment.
It seems a male caller dialled 999 from a... ...
Husband: "Babe, after work I had an accident. Sabrina took me to the hospital. After various tests, they said I was in a bad state with cervical dislocation, multiple facial injuries. Also, they... ...
The weekly meeting of the Russian Assembly was being held and the Chairman said 'The first item on the agenda is to offer condolences to family of Dmitry Andov, who unfortunatley yesterday fell... ...
Hedgehogs visit playgrounds https:/ /ibb.co /d2tGLK b ...
Pulled a gypsy bird last night. She asked me did I want to go back to hers for a good time...
She wasn't bloody kidding. I went on the dodgems, waltzers, ghost train and came home with a goldfish!...
She wasn't bloody kidding. I went on the dodgems, waltzers, ghost train and came home with a goldfish!...
Dogs shouldn't join social media. https:/ /ibb.co /YLtjZV j ...
News just in….Three cliff walkers have fallen to their deaths! What are the chances of them all having the same name? ___ I was kissing my girlfriend on the sofa the other night and she says to me,... ...
Something between a Mister and a mattress.
A dwarf was drinking in a bar when a sexy blonde walked up to him and said “I’ve always wanted to have sex with a little person”
The dwarf replied “I’m sorry, but I’ve had women say that before,... ...
The dwarf replied “I’m sorry, but I’ve had women say that before,... ...
This guy in the pub was telling loads of jokes about Motown singers, and I said to him how many Motown jokes do you know at "least a 100, and that's four tops"
I noticed some folks were throwing a fancy dress party on our block, trouble was my girlfriend and I had no costumes to wear. I said to my GF "quick jump up on my back, we will get in somehow". A... ...
Snails don't play hide and seek https:/ /ibb.co /KWRjvG q ...
A LOT OF PEOPLE do NOT know what is the actual colour of water.
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Well, if you think about it, the answer is very clear.
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Did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine? He's fully... ...
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Well, if you think about it, the answer is very clear.
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Did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine? He's fully... ...
A priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner. A local politician and member of the congregation was to give a speech at the dinner. He was delayed, so the priest decided to say a few words... ...
Mum: "Having trouble with your computer, son?"
Son: "My PC says it can't see my printer."
Mum: "I'm not surprised. Look how messy your room is."
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An older man goes to the Doctor in desire of a... ...
Son: "My PC says it can't see my printer."
Mum: "I'm not surprised. Look how messy your room is."
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An older man goes to the Doctor in desire of a... ...