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dannyk13 | 07:42 Fri 29th Apr 2022 | Jokes
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A man goes to his GP with terrible stomach cramps.Doctor prescribes suppositoriesthree times a day for a week.Man returns to doctor after a week. Doctor "Are you feeling any better?". Man replies "No doc, if anything I'm feeling worse and for all the good those capsules did I might as well have shoved them up my ass"
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Avatar Image emmie
that's a bum note....
07:47 Fri 29th Apr 2022
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suppositories ?

Isn't that where you lock away your valuables ?
07:51 Fri 29th Apr 2022
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Bazile. Maybe, if they were miniatures.
07:52 Fri 29th Apr 2022
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Lol..
14:38 Fri 29th Apr 2022
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A doctor doing the rounds reaches into his top pocket and pulls something out.Hi

He looks at it and exclaims "Oh, a suppository. Some bums got my pen"
16:22 Fri 29th Apr 2022

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