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Hopkirk | 07:34 Thu 21st Apr 2022 | Jokes
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I visited the local office of the RSPCA yesterday.
It's tiny. You couldn't swing a cat in there.

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Bet Kurt Zouma could.
That's far from purfect Hoppy.
this is tomfoolery
I bet you had lashings o' fun with the nine tails
What a clawful thing to to joke about!
I think you got away with it by a whisker..
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(just a note in case anyone thinks I condone violence against animals, I absolutely don't. I make monthly donations to the RSPCA.
As Chipchopper alludes, the phrase swing a cat probably comes from the whip called a cat o'nine tails)

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