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Rondy | 19:08 Wed 20th Apr 2022 | Jokes
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A man walks into a fruit and veg shop, in Chester and asks
"How much is that orange?"

"£1" replies the fruitier

"At Jones's fruit and veg, near the abattoir, they only charge 50 pence"

" Well go and buy one there then"

"They're sold out"

" When we're sold out, ours are only 50 pence too."

"I'll come back when you haven't got any, then."
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