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Rondy | 11:49 Sat 09th Apr 2022 | Jokes
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Never mind ventriloquists like Keith Harris and Roger DeCourcey. What
about Professor Stephen Hawking? I saw him on telly blathering on about
galaxies for hours and I never saw his lips move once. Genius.
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I never worry about the destination when I'm going on holiday. My Dad is
Iranian and my mum is Irish, so I spend most of the time in customs.
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They say football is a game of two halves. Not for me it isn't. I
regularly down eight or nine pints whilst watching a live game on Sky TV
in my local.
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To call Dr Harold Shipman ' Britain 's worst serial killer' is utter
nonsense. With more confirmed kills to his name than any other UK-based
murderer, surely Dr.. Shipman was ' Britain 's best serial killer'.
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Last week I attended an AA meeting, and to my horror, each person
present stood up and openly admitted to being an alcoholic. I'm not
having these boastful drunkards repairing my car. I can only hope the
RAC have more responsible employees.
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