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Rondy | 19:22 Mon 28th Mar 2022 | Jokes
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I hate it when the clocks go forward an hour.

It means for a week afterwards I get my usual wake-up erection when I'm on the bus to work!

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I asked the man who drives the local Mr Whippy van how the dandruff keeps getting into my ice cream…

He just stood there scratching his head!
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Went to the GP feeling rough.

He looked in my ear and pulled out £10 notes, £20s and £50s. A total of £1980.

I knew I wasn't feeling too grand.
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and I thought the bus company ripped me off stiff.....

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