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Rondy | 19:22 Mon 28th Mar 2022 | Jokes
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I hate it when the clocks go forward an hour.

It means for a week afterwards I get my usual wake-up erection when I'm on the bus to work!


I asked the man who drives the local Mr Whippy van how the dandruff keeps getting into my ice cream…

He just stood there scratching his head!

Went to the GP feeling rough.

He looked in my ear and pulled out £10 notes, £20s and £50s. A total of £1980.

I knew I wasn't feeling too grand.


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and I thought the bus company ripped me off stiff.....

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