Chow Mein

[Rondy]

I went out for Chinese food last night and got chatting with the waiter. He told me he lived in Japan during the war and was a kamikaze pilot and his code name was "Chow Mein".

I said, "Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't kamikaze pilots sacrifice their own lives?"

To which he replied, "Yes, but I was Chicken Chow Mein"