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Rondy | 19:44 Mon 17th Jan 2022 | Jokes
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So my psychologist said, " As a young boy, did your mother ever discipline you?" ......I said, "Let's get one thing straight, my mother was never a young boy."
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I saw this sign in a restaurant window; 'CHICKEN DINNERS £1'
I went in, paid £1, and they gave me a bowl of corn.
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I was hanging out at the gym today.
Note to self, get some longer shorts.
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In a restaurant today I asked the waitress for the bill and the credit card machine.

She came back and asked me ‘Sir, have you swiped your card’?

I said ‘No, the bank issued it to me."
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