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Ken4155 | 14:07 Sun 16th Jan 2022 | Jokes
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Teacher to pupil; "How much is a gram?"
Pupil; "Depends on what you want."

Some guy called me a tool so i got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. I suppose he was right.

Monica Lewinsky drops her dress off at the dry cleaners.
The lady says "Come again."
Lewinsky replies, "No. Toothpaste this time."

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The lady says, "See you in the Andrew-Giuffre trial....toothpaste under the foreskin and you don't half know about it, apparently."

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