Commentator's Slip Ups

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Rondy | 17:55 Thu 07th Oct 2021 | Jokes
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SPORTS COMMENTATOR SLIP-UPS (Some old but still funny)

1. "Sure, there have been deaths in boxing, but none of them serious." (Alan Minter)

2. "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!" (Pat Glenn - weightlifting commentator)

3. "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes inside of him." (New Zealand rugby commentator Murray Mexted)

4. "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother." (Ted Walsh horse racing commentator)

5. "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." (Winston Bennett)

6. "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it, which is identical." (Murray Walker - F1 racing commentator)

7. "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my father and mother." (Greg Norman)

8. "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again." (Terry Venables - Soccer Coach)

9. "I would not say that David Ginola is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better." (Ron Atkinson - soccer coach)

10. "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew." (Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977)

11. "Julian *** is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven *** on the field" (Metro Radio)

12. "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seems to hang in the air for even longer." (David Acfield)

13. "What will you do when you leave football, Jack. Will you stay in football?" (Stuart Hall - Radio 5 live)

14. "And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class." (David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics)

15. "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them.....Oh my God! What have I just said?!!!" (US PGA Commentator)

16. "For those of you who are watching in black and white, the blue is behind the brown." (Ted Lowe, Snooker commentator)

17. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too as they were laughing so hard!


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Journalist interviewing Schuhmacher after an F1.

"So what's it like to have Mika Hakkinen banging on your back door?"

"I zink maybe you should ask his vife."
lol xx
the bowler holding the batsmans willey
Oh Rondy, thank you so much for that laugh. Every one had me laughing even longer ! I've heard some of them, but not all, still very funny though. I think 17 was the best, slowly followed by 2 and 15 ...
Yes, I can remember one or two of those - number 17 is priceless IMHO.

Quite a few others are LOL cases.
How we miss Murrayisms!

No 16, I'm old enough to remember Pot Black when it was in black and white and my dear late Dad could distinguish all the colours so it's not such a surprising comment!
A couple of my many favourite Murrayisms.

This is an interesting circuit, because it has inclines. And not just up, but down as well.

And there's no damage to the car. Except to the car itself.

That's the first time he had started from the front row in a Grand Prix, having done so in Canada earlier this year.

Excuse me while I interrupt myself.

I use the word couple in true Murray style!

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