Watch What We Eat

[Rondy]

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all the conflicting medical studies:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than British.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than British.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than British.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausage and suffer fewer heart attacks than British.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.