Murphy And The Kids

[emily1890]

Murphy and his wife were in the delivery room when the doctor announced, "Murph! You have a son!" Murphy was excited, but the doctor continued, "Hang on!
We're not finished yet." He then delivered a baby girl. "Murph! You have a daughter, too!" Murphy was puzzled and surprised. The doctor said, "Hang on,
Murph, we're still not done." He then delivered another boy. "Murph, you have another boy." Murphy asked, "Doc, what caused all of them?" "You never know,
Murph. Maybe it was something that happened during conception." When Murph was alone with his wife, he said, "Mama? Remember when we ran out of Vaseline
and we had to use 3-in-1 oil?" She said, "Yeah, I remember." "Well, it's a good thing I didn't grab the WD-40!"