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pat2604 | 00:06 Sat 25th Sep 2021 | ChatterBank
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Supported by various cushions and wrapped in blankets

Slipped and fell and my hypermobile, arthritic joints went all over the place. Hit my back ribs on the edge of the shower doors. Can't get up and OH canT lift me because of my loose joints. My sciatica and stenosis were feeling better are now hurting again.

Waiting for an ambulance. To get me off the floor. Cat decided to sit on me. Listening to radio. the

Just thought I would let you know!!....


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01:33 Sat 25th Sep 2021
Take it easy, help is on the way.
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And I just sneezed and yelled............. It hurt.......
Oh lottie! How awful! I hope you're okay. I want to do something .... but what?
Gawd blimey lofty, the ambulance will be here in a mo and they will sort you out. Cat's are like that aren't they ( they couldn't give a **** ).
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Bathroom tiles are cold................. And I don't have a big bum to keep me warm.
Oh hell, Lottie! Please let us know how you are when you’re able. X
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You lot are cheering me up. I have just spent 5 weeks resting be sued of my spine! Oh well, not a lot I can do. I'm sure there is nothing broken and no way am I going near a hospital!!
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Because, not be sued. And they just played come dancing on the radio, ha ha......
You don't have to go if you don't want to, lofty ( so long as nothing is damaged ). Get the other half to make you a cup of tea while you wait for the ambulance.
Listening to a play as I noodle about. A song came up. I’m just sitting watching flowers in the rain……I thought of you.
Know what you mean about hospital. It’s a *** when you should probably go but you really, really don’t want to. What a sod ding thing to happen.
Bless you Lottie, hope they're soon there and can get you up and back to your bed. x
Hope you don't have to wait long and can get the help you need. x
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Good job I have good painkillers. I've got a numb bum. Recent have a cuppa because I can't get on the loo which is now my bedside table!
Mmmmm, no tea then.
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I don't think I need hospital and I certainly won't go to Kings Lynn. It's Norfolk and Norwich or nothing. It's my second home the days!!
I collapsed in the bathroom a few weeks ago. Dave’s back wouldn’t let him lift me so he dragged me across the landing by one arm. He tried to lift me onto the bed and dropped me. My head went under the bed and I spent about a bloody hour gazing at the underneath of our mattress. If I’d been fit I’d have dusted while I was under there.
Just trying to make you smile….still in pain?
I hope you're more comfortable very soon & the aches & pains aren't too bad for you x
Hoping the ambulance gets there soon and that the hospital can reassemble all of your bits in the right order ;-)

At least you've got the cat for company anyway!
If it makes you feel any better I got stung on the thumb by a bee yesterday. Felt like someone had stubbed a cigarette out on my thumb, still feel it now.
iyiyi poor Lottie. I expect you'd know if anything was broken, but those joints may need a rest (or do they spring back into place as easily as they slide out?) I'd be ordering a one-litre tin of Voltarol.

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