A Few One-Liners To Groan At.

[Canary42]

I was chopping vegetables with the grim reaper last night. I really was dicing with death!


Adam & Eve; the first people to not bother reading the Apple terms & conditions.


I asked a butcher if he had any cheap venison. He said "No - all my venison is deer"


I then asked the butcher if he had any tripe. He gave me a box set of 'Love Island'.


I have a book on the paranormal on my coffee table, I didn't buy it, it just appeared there.


If you've seen one shopping centre you've seen a mall.


I took my wife to an orchard for her birthday. After a pause, she said, "This is not the kind of Apple watch I was meaning".