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Gramps82 | 18:01 Mon 14th Jun 2021 | Jokes
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Paddy walks into a bar in Dublin and is greeted by his friend Sean who asks 'where have you been Paddy, I haven't seen you in months?'
'Well' says Paddy 'I went to England and because I had no money I started breaking into houses and I got caught by the police'
'What happened?' asks Sean.
'I got put into prison for six months' says Paddy
'What are English prisons like?' asks Sean
'No problems, they are just like holiday camps.
Sean decides to give it a try and off to England he goes where he started breaking into house. Eventually he was caught and was taken to court.
The judge tells Sean 'You have carried out a despicable crime and you will go to prison for 6 months'
'Thank you' says Sean 'Can I have the first 2 weeks in June, 3 weeks in July and a couple of weeks in August'.
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