The Plumber

[Rondy]

A plumber was called to a woman's apartment in London to repair a leaking pipe. When he arrived he was pleased to discover that the woman was quite a luscious, well-stacked babe, and during the course of the afternoon the two became extremely friendly.

About 5.30 p.m. the phone rang, disturbing their bedroom romp. "That was my husband," she said, "He's on his way home, but he's going back to the office around 8. Come back then, dear, and we can take up where we left off."

The plumber looked at the woman in disbelief. "What? On my own time? No way."

[Zacs-Master]

That must have been a wrench.

[Hopkirk]

She found the stopcock

[Georgiesmum]

It turned out to be just pipe dreams on her part.!

[Patsy33]

What a drip..